I understand Curling. That high.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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