ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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