2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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