Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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