well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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