Don't EVER smell your tampon
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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