So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
People in love make me want to vomit
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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