Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize