What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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