I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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