Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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