Umm I'm too high to move.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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