Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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