I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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