So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Ketchup is God's man juice
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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