so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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