I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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