So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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