Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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