she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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