your parents love me but you hate me
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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