Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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