Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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