I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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