Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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