The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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