Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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