I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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