North Korea, Best Korea!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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