i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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