Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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