Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she smelled like a LAN party
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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