Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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