you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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