Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So much rum. So many feels.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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