got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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