thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.