Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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