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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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