): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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