I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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