Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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I skipped work to stalk him.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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