Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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