It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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