i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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