Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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