Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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