oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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