Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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