he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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