HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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