I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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