erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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