i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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