I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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