i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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